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Unisex Heavy Cotton Guinea PIg T-shirt "Existential Squeak Crisis"
Unisex Heavy Cotton Guinea PIg T-shirt "Existential Squeak Crisis"
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Dive into philosophical rodent humor with this premium guinea pig-themed tee that transforms an everyday wardrobe staple into a conversation piece. Perfect for philosophers, animal lovers, and those who appreciate whimsical existential humor.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% US ethically grown cotton
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Seamless design for superior comfort
- Tear-away label prevents skin irritation
- Reinforced shoulders for enhanced durability
Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality, this t-shirt isn't just clothing—it's a statement. Whether you're pondering life's mysteries or just enjoying a cute guinea pig graphic, this tee delivers style, comfort, and a touch of philosophical charm.
Ideal for casual outings, philosophical debates, or simply showcasing your love for adorably contemplative rodents. A must-have for anyone who appreciates humor that squeaks deep existential questions.
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