Slip into a lightweight V-neck that says what your mornings feel like—dry humor, steady caffeine, and a little cowboy swagger. A skull in a dusty hat cradles a steaming mug on the chest, with the deadpan line above and below: “Dead Inside But Still Caffeinated.” It’s quietly irreverent and comfortably lived-in. The retail cut and soft 100% cotton (or blended heathers) drape without clinging, while the ribbed V-neck and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeated wear. Wear it to early shifts, coffee runs, low-key meetups, or lazy Sundays when sarcasm is the main outfit accessory.
Product features - Lightweight 100% cotton fabric (heathers blended) — soft, breathable all-season wear - Ribbed V-neck with seam — retains shape and offers comfortable stretch - Side seams and shoulder tape — structured fit that holds up wash after wash - Retail fit with V-neckline — casual yet polished silhouette - Tear-away label and ethically manufactured (WRAP certified, made in Nicaragua)
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
