A relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee with a playful, handyman-themed print that reads “IF DAD CAN’T FIX IT WE’RE ALL SCREWED,” accompanied by charming screw, bolt, and nut illustrations. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton softens through the dyeing process for a lived-in feel and gentle drape. It wears like a favorite shirt from the first wash, with double-needle stitching and a tubular knit that keeps the silhouette clean. This tee sits comfortably in casual family moments — backyard repairs, weekend projects, or low-key gatherings — and speaks with a wink to anyone who appreciates hands-on fixing and dad-humor. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it pairs easily with work jeans or lounge shorts for an effortless everyday look.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk, and comfortable - Garment-dyed finish for a soft, broken-in color and texture - Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and sewn-in label - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction - Available in sizes S–4XL and 58 color options (made in Honduras)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
